HEY THERE I LIKE YOUR HAIR WHO DOES YOUR HAIR I WANNA GO THERETumblr (3.0; @bagsofswags)http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mistones.tumblr.com/post/142403330471" target="_blank">mistones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities</p> </blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269818697http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269818697Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:54:18 +1200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5832feec79ec281982a9ae81e40d6263/tumblr_oblmzsmMcg1tm1x8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269817887http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269817887Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:54:15 +1200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://safelov.tumblr.com/post/140179941877" target="_blank">safelov</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>if u ever called me pretty I lov you. ur pretty too</p> </blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269812122http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269812122Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:53:56 +1200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d8709c8c5505686ca818a06394dfb8a3/tumblr_p6lpxaBriH1uky4nio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://queernuck.tumblr.com/post/172699855004/kosmonin-abandonedandurbex-amusement-park-in" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">queernuck</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://kosmonin.tumblr.com/post/172560281300/abandonedandurbex-amusement-park-in-berlin-left" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kosmonin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://abandonedandurbex.tumblr.com/post/172548873970/amusement-park-in-berlin-left-to-natures-devices" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">abandonedandurbex</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]</p></blockquote> <p>It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it</p> </blockquote> <p>how is 180 kilos of cocaine not amusing</p> </blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269810192http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269810192Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:53:49 +1200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36c4c2fc1b593177d4f52580b227406e/tumblr_mj7cjmH6dI1rrjg2so1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0252d7316addd5938282178fdba35852/tumblr_mj7cjmH6dI1rrjg2so2_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269804792http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269804792Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:53:30 +1200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/deb058a463f37577481018df1370bb52/tumblr_p7lxlhFIBX1sm2zm6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269799202http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269799202Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:53:10 +1200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ed35308071388b2dc40b66a63f96b7b3/tumblr_p6qm56hMzB1u2yyeko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://arandomthot.tumblr.com/post/172639191120/i-hate-that-i-relate-so-much-to-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">arandomthot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I hate that I relate so much to this</p></blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269795787http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269795787Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:52:59 +1200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a21dafb9ec979ae62fc0e41afd60b6d6/tumblr_nr7l4l4Wxi1tw76m2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://official-morrissey.tumblr.com/post/158634654370/florky-systern32-vanillafaceman-dapu-ftnk" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">official-morrissey</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://florky.tumblr.com/post/149602642968/systern32-vanillafaceman-dapu-ftnk" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">florky</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://systern32.tumblr.com/post/127207105496" target="_blank">systern32</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanillafaceman.tumblr.com/post/123622386838" target="_blank">vanillafaceman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dapu ftnk</p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-height="101" data-orig-width="251" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94a629e4931ac5f1ac7c60a321a24a80/tumblr_inline_ntewqmVJXh1s7x1s7_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/971b541cd4605314b745957d5215e0c2/tumblr_inline_p9qlxqBTAk1snn2id_540.png" data-orig-height="101" data-orig-width="251" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94a629e4931ac5f1ac7c60a321a24a80/tumblr_inline_ntewqmVJXh1s7x1s7_540.png"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="89" data-orig-width="241" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/460d65c06df1257ac717840e1ccabde5/tumblr_inline_ntewr1Iy801s7x1s7_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fcd7c6fb7759a61fd9ced98873fbfb6a/tumblr_inline_p9qlxrve9d1snn2id_540.png" data-orig-height="89" data-orig-width="241" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/460d65c06df1257ac717840e1ccabde5/tumblr_inline_ntewr1Iy801s7x1s7_540.png"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="112" data-orig-width="93" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ce501c408de9f575f730cdf666e6e13/tumblr_inline_ntewr9dPM31s7x1s7_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b37864b0cc89d8553913f9c13a107bd2/tumblr_inline_p9qlxrnBO51snn2id_540.png" data-orig-height="112" data-orig-width="93" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ce501c408de9f575f730cdf666e6e13/tumblr_inline_ntewr9dPM31s7x1s7_540.png"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="83" data-orig-width="86" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c28655f179900c73145727d0ec1f750/tumblr_inline_ntewrfsyRE1s7x1s7_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2f1322b9c58b10ff77eb4cbf3443cc9b/tumblr_inline_p9qlxr06zd1snn2id_540.png" data-orig-height="83" data-orig-width="86" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c28655f179900c73145727d0ec1f750/tumblr_inline_ntewrfsyRE1s7x1s7_540.png"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="89" data-orig-width="75" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a66edc675c5ff7acfe495d14f49ad2e5/tumblr_inline_ntewrkVpNM1s7x1s7_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/534dd0f1a4409ed38c5742e8dfbe4319/tumblr_inline_p9qlxrKGEq1snn2id_540.png" data-orig-height="89" data-orig-width="75" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a66edc675c5ff7acfe495d14f49ad2e5/tumblr_inline_ntewrkVpNM1s7x1s7_540.png"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="101" data-orig-width="251" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94a629e4931ac5f1ac7c60a321a24a80/tumblr_inline_ocmj3ipVbm1txhthn_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/971b541cd4605314b745957d5215e0c2/tumblr_inline_p9qlxsuwAQ1snn2id_540.png" data-orig-height="101" data-orig-width="251" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94a629e4931ac5f1ac7c60a321a24a80/tumblr_inline_ocmj3ipVbm1txhthn_540.png"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="80" data-orig-width="173" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e390377e12ea0f70accb0c424269d3b5/tumblr_inline_ocmj3mYfhl1txhthn_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/677ff2d677a4a56f0b4f9090f4e90683/tumblr_inline_p9qlxsNZCm1snn2id_540.jpg" data-orig-height="80" data-orig-width="173" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e390377e12ea0f70accb0c424269d3b5/tumblr_inline_ocmj3mYfhl1txhthn_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="202" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ed2386cae9acbd178cd9b6c13845b217/tumblr_inline_on4lu4nfNw1r35r59_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b42400a64064813e77d7d35ab6f045d4/tumblr_inline_p9qlxsMQgt1snn2id_540.png" data-orig-height="202" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ed2386cae9acbd178cd9b6c13845b217/tumblr_inline_on4lu4nfNw1r35r59_540.png"/></figure></blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269789372http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269789372Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:52:35 +1200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captamerican.tumblr.com/post/88616763046/ofwintersoldiersandhawkeyes-captamerican-my" target="_blank">captamerican</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ofwintersoldiersandhawkeyes.tumblr.com/post/88616612379/captamerican-my-least-favorite-vowel-is-o" target="_blank">ofwintersoldiersandhawkeyes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captamerican.tumblr.com/post/88616386821/my-least-favorite-vowel-is-o" target="_blank">captamerican</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my least favorite vowel is o</p> </blockquote> <p>mine is u</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83cbcd13b89a326e727d4276299e53ac/tumblr_inline_n72yi1MhzT1r6gm82.png"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83cbcd13b89a326e727d4276299e53ac/tumblr_inline_p7iru5BTTK1r08p09_540.png" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83cbcd13b89a326e727d4276299e53ac/tumblr_inline_n72yi1MhzT1r6gm82.png"/></figure></p> </blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269785677http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269785677Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:52:22 +1200<p><a href="http://liamdryden.tumblr.com/post/173610417834/ichibankasuga" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">liamdryden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ichibankasuga.tumblr.com/post/173606876318" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ichibankasuga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary.tumblr.com/post/173605972628/i-just-want-to-get-dicked-down-again" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I just want to get dicked down again =/</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="563" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c3ee8533a9248132a6da0c32873b359/tumblr_inline_p89e8pgK9a1qlujmo_500.jpg" data-orig-height="563" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="994" data-orig-width="1350" title="" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/56f777153a733b19c52b0901edefb66f/tumblr_inline_p89l9n3ifP1qfcc2a_540.png" data-orig-height="994" data-orig-width="1350"/></figure><p>absent for 14 months only to return horny on main</p> </blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269783487http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269783487Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:52:14 +1200<p><a href="http://flourescentbadolescent.tumblr.com/post/136547253565/makes-eye-contact-with-a-pretty-girl-for-more" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">flourescentbadolescent</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*makes eye contact with a pretty girl for more than 5 seconds* <br/> me: yes,,, my soul mate. i can not believe it, here in this Burger King</p></blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269778157http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269778157Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:51:53 +1200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lzbth.tumblr.com/post/50856920655/swag-wont-pay-the-bills-but-apparently-neither" target="_blank">lzbth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree</p> </blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269775787http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269775787Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:51:44 +1200<p><a href="https://melissavercos.tumblr.com/post/173962545117/me-on-earth" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">melissavercos</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2>Me, on Earth:</h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="268" data-orig-width="268"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aace17b51ed6998a95df5123023a7f9f/tumblr_inline_p8u0miiAxA1tufpiy_500.gif" data-orig-height="268" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269760987http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269760987Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:50:52 +1200 <video id='embed-5b32cabdd451f301234945' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='266' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mwldqwLhJi1s3jkgq_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":29,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://31.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_mwldqwLhJi1s3jkgq_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"134"}}' > <source src="https://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/video_file/t:2SkguDT9VuXKmaJ4PTr_lA/175269755197/tumblr_mwldqwLhJi1s3jkgq" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://fieldbears.tumblr.com/post/157719382156/malkavianacts-thefingerfuckingfemalefury" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fieldbears</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://malkavianacts.tumblr.com/post/130574113474/thefingerfuckingfemalefury" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">malkavianacts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com/post/130463027448" target="_blank">thefingerfuckingfemalefury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princessofbadassery.tumblr.com/post/130462934200" target="_blank">princessofbadassery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com/post/130461161733" target="_blank">thefingerfuckingfemalefury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brothasoul.tumblr.com/post/77785220889" target="_blank">brothasoul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pearswhy.tumblr.com/post/77785169151" target="_blank">pearswhy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pearswhy.tumblr.com/post/67620502669" target="_blank">pearswhy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i came home from college and my cat is pissed</p> </blockquote> <p>remember that time my cat yelled at me when i came home for winter break</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS SO CUTE.</p> </blockquote> <p>They look so offended like ‘YOU WERE GONE FOR FOREVER <br/></p> <p>WHY DID YOU NOT BRING ME WITH YOU I NEEDED PETTINGS AND ATTENTION’ <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>DON’T TRY TO PET ME WHILE I’M YELLING AT YOU</p> </blockquote> <p>YOU CAN’T PET AWAY MY ANGER<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>THAT IS A LEGIT LECTURE OMG</p> </blockquote> <p>“and aNOTHER thing”<br/></p> </blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269755197http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269755197Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:50:31 +1200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c3e0344811430ffad07546f5836da00a/tumblr_p737gv33An1s9c6nao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269741567http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269741567Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:49:42 +1200 <video id='embed-5b32cabdd48a6136282241' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='500' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pa74n5L2JJ1wscfrj_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":4,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pa74n5L2JJ1wscfrj_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"250"}}' > <source src="https://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/video_file/t:2SkguDT9VuXKmaJ4PTr_lA/175269739687/tumblr_pa74n5L2JJ1wscfrj/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://katatles-the-fish.tumblr.com/post/174933189151/the-last-of-the-frosty-boys-pete-wetzel-ive" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">katatles-the-fish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-last-of-the-frosty-boys.tumblr.com/post/174929278395/pete-wetzel-ive-been-laughing-at-this-stupid" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-last-of-the-frosty-boys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pete-wetzel.tumblr.com/post/174812171317/ive-been-laughing-at-this-stupid-fucking-video" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pete-wetzel</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes</p></blockquote> <p>Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks</p> </blockquote> <p>holy fucking shit</p> </blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269739687http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269739687Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:49:36 +1200http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269732042http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269732042Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:49:09 +1200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d17f6ca247a1d821a2944d0f1b532c4a/tumblr_n8awp0fmhf1r1c49to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269730507http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269730507Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:49:04 +1200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pgay.tumblr.com/post/34831064705/if-u-like-someone-just-tell-them-yeah-sure" target="_blank">pgay</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye</p> </blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269722392http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269722392Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:48:52 +1200<p><a href="http://lesbiancarlyrae.tumblr.com/post/175014199763/full-offence-but-i-need-to-sit-in-a-river" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lesbiancarlyrae</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Full offence but I need to sit in a river</p></blockquote>http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269719667http://bagsofswags.tumblr.com/post/175269719667Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:48:41 +1200