mistones:

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

safelov:

if u ever called me pretty I lov you. ur pretty too

queernuck:

kosmonin:

abandonedandurbex:

Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]

It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it

how is 180 kilos of cocaine not amusing

arandomthot:

I hate that I relate so much to this

official-morrissey:

florky:

systern32:

vanillafaceman:

dapu ftnk

captamerican:

ofwintersoldiersandhawkeyes:

captamerican:

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

liamdryden:

ichibankasuga:

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

absent for 14 months only to return horny on main

flourescentbadolescent:

*makes eye contact with a pretty girl for more than 5 seconds*
me: yes,,, my soul mate. i can not believe it, here in this Burger King

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

melissavercos:

Me, on Earth:

fieldbears:

malkavianacts:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

princessofbadassery:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brothasoul:

pearswhy:

pearswhy:

i came home from college and my cat is pissed

remember that time my cat yelled at me when i came home for winter break

THIS IS SO CUTE.

They look so offended like ‘YOU WERE GONE FOR FOREVER

WHY DID YOU NOT BRING ME WITH YOU I NEEDED PETTINGS AND ATTENTION’

DON’T TRY TO PET ME WHILE I’M YELLING AT YOU

YOU CAN’T PET AWAY MY ANGER

THAT IS A LEGIT LECTURE OMG

“and aNOTHER thing”