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nekoukai:

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did

bringmeknitting:

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

Steve: I think it runs on some form of electricity.

Tony: [Looks at camera]

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

4gifs:

Dramatic cat notices himself in the mirror. [video]

witchstock:

gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.

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bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

jetstream-tormod:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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psyducked:

the more you know

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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