I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party
My teacher dresses up as Mr. Neutron oh my god I’m dying
Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.
you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?
single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive
dont ask me about 2009
it may look like i am lost in the process of analysing monet’s surreal art , but rlly i’m just thinking about how mch i want a pretzel
i made this status in 2010 and didn’t even spell the god damn website name correctly, fucking TUBLR GOODBYE
why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom. Like this: